Highlights

In Los Angeles, as a sitcom staff writer:

• Being Charlie Sheen’s go-to on set for baseball talk while working on TV's #1 comedy (he wasn't crazy at the time).

• Clearing out Matt LeBlanc’s fridge from his dressing room on Friends.

• Watching my jokes delivered on-screen by Arrested Development's Buster, Tony Hale.

• Filming Nick Offerman’s improv warm-ups for an unscripted show.

In the Midwest, as a Copywriter/CD/VP/AI wrangler:

• Convincing people to find culinary escape in Long John Silver’s and White Castle.

• Seeing my tagline for a financial services company plastered all over a national tennis tournament for a decade.

• Feeding lines to an actor who jumped from Lottery commercials to Saturday Night Live.

• Selling the feeling of very expensive, very luxurious shower equipment to people who want the best.

• Creating a ballsy neutered cat character with 9+ lives in a 15-year campaign.

• Earning stacks of random awards including One Show shortlists for judo-flipping a stereotype of the Midwest and helping people flush Covid for a toilet company.

• Forced to use AI... learned to embrace it!

• So many voice overs.